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Old 03-13-2018, 09:27 AM
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A 77-year-old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a
gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so
attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short
while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.

Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the
eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like.
Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how
extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's another

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what
her condition is "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words.

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.
He whips out his wallet and puts $100 dollars in her hand ---He then
looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly:

"Paint my house.";;

(Our needs change as we get older)
“During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.”
- George Orwell
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